Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to the newest addition to the world of water guns - the New Electric Water Gun Toy! *cue applause* This bad boy is fully automatic, just like your ex's Instagram likes. *wink* With a brand name like NoEnName_Null, you know it's legit. Plus, it's electric, so you don't have to worry about pumping it like you're trying to impress your crush at the gym. *flexes* And don't worry, it's not just for kids. This water gun is for all ages, as long as you're 12 or older. Sorry, toddlers, you'll have to stick to your sippy cups. *laughs* But wait, there's more! It's certified by CE, which stands for 'Cool and Epic'. *mic drop* And if you're indecisive like me, don't worry, you have a choice between yes and semi-yes. *winks* So go ahead and get your hands on this electric water gun from Mainland China before it's sold out. Trust me, it's worth it. *winks again*
